Mockins Outdoor Inflatable Air Lounger

Wowie-zowie, it's a couch that inflates! You can use it on the beach or while you're camping or going to a concert or if you're tired while waiting in line for Raising Canes or whatever. All you have to do is run back and forth a bunch of times w/ this flag-sized husk of fabric and, lo and behold, eventually you'll have enough air in there for you to trap w/ the buckle flap thing at the end (don't worry, there's instructions included) so you can finally sit down after wearing yourself out creating a chair for yourself. Or just stand in front of an big ol' fan with it open for a little bit and you're good. It's actually quite comfy and there are no leaks anywhere, so you don't have to worry about it exploding and giving you post-traumatic stress disorder while you're just trying to drink your flask of Everclear while listening to INXS and being angsty about the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame or your childhood or whatever. I just don't have the patience to inflate it, but maybe you do? Buy it.